Funny Is Only Something That Others Know

Gas Is Getting So Expensive I'm Gonna Ride A Mexican To Work.

Tomorrow Is More Sure Than Just About Anything Else In The Entire World.

Only Married People Understand You Can Be Miserable And Happy At The Same Time.

I Never Wanted To Churn It Out. Comedians Tend To Work All The Time. They Never Put It Down Like Musicians Who Might Make An Album Then Take Three Or Four Years Off To Recharge Their Batteries. Comedians Tend To Work Straight Through And They Get Stale Because Of That. Even When I Didn't Have A Lot Of Money I Never Ever Did It Unless I Had Something New To Say.

We Were So Poor My Daddy Unplugged The Clocks When We Went To Bed.