Funny How It Kept Hitting Me, Like

Bella, Can You Drop The Rock, Please? Carefully. Don’t Hurt Yourself.

You Should Have Seen His Face When I Started Taking My Clothes Off. Priceless.

I Wish I'd Hurt Him I Didn't Do Any Damage At All-bella I Can Fix That-edward I Was Hoping You Would Say That-bella There Was A Slight Pause "that Doesn't Sound Like You What Did He Do"-edward He Kissed Me-bella All I Heard On The Other End Of The Line Was The Sound Of An Engine Accelerating

With 'twilight,' I Felt The Actors Needed To Be Up-and-coming Artists That Haven't Been Recognized Yet.

Please Don't Run Away. And, Um, I'd Rather You Didn't Kick Me Again Either.