From The Very Beginning, I Always Tried

Over The Past 50 Years Bob Hope Employed 88 Joke Writers Who Supplied Him With More Than One Million Gags, And He Still Couldn't Make Me Laugh.

You Can't Let The Good Things People Say Make You Feel Too Good, Because You're Going To Let The Bad Things Make You Feel Bad.

Whenever I Am On Camera Or Doing Anything On Mic, I Don't Have Any Process At All. I Just Do It And, When I'm Finished, It Goes Away. There Is No Process. I Wish There Were Some Techniques To It. I Just Turn It On And Off, And Then I Go Home.

I'm 42 And The Age Of A Guy Who Has Kids, So I Guess I'm Playing Right Where I'm Supposed To Be. I'm Comfortable With That, But In The Same Breath I'd Do Something Edgy. If Someone Came To Me And Offered Me An Edgy And Funny Story, Then I'd Do It.

If You're Involved In With Something That's Original, You Know, You'll Always Go Back And Try To Rehash It.