My Girlfriend Said She Wanted Me To

The First Few Weeks Of Joining Weight Watchers, You're Just Finding Your Feet.

I Was In The South Of France. I Saw A Brownie On A School Trip. She Was Holding Up A Book. It Said On The Front 'rough Guide'. I Thought: 'yeah' She's Not A Looker.

I Do Realise That When I Laugh, It Sounds Like A Seal Is Being Molested.

Put Smarties Tubes On Cats Legs, Make Them Walk Like A Robot.

Say What You Want About The Deaf.