Frequent And Loud Laughter Is The Characteristic

Every Man Is To Be Had One Way Or Another And Every Woman Almost Anyway.

I Really Think Next To The Consciousness Of Doing A Good Action, That Of Doing A Civil One Is The Most Pleasing; And The Epithet Which I Should Covet The Most Next To That Of Aristides, Would Be That Of Well-bred.

Judgment Is Not Upon All Occasions Required, But Discretion Always Is.

Six, Or At Most Seven, Hours' Sleep Is, For A Constancy, As Much As You Or Anybody Else Can Want; More Is Only Laziness And Dozing, And Is, I Am Persuaded, Both Unwholesome And Stupefying.

Sex: The Pleasure Is Momentary, The Position Ridiculous, And The Expense Damnable.