Fortune Knocks But Once, But Misfortune Has

A Philosopher Is A Blind Man In A Dark Room Looking For A Black Cat That Isn't There. A Theologian Is The Man Who Finds It.

Don't Worry About Middle Age: You'll Outgrow It.

The Surest Sign That You Haven't Any Sense Is To Argue With One Who Hasn't.

Political Success Is The Ability, When The Inevitable Occurs, To Get Credit For It.

Education Is A Method Whereby One Acquires A Higher Grade Of Prejudices.