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And In All Of Babylonia There Was Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth, 'til The Prophets Bade The Multitudes Get A Grip On Themselves And Shape Up.

The Good Sleep Better, But The Bad Seem To Enjoy The Waking Hours Much More.

I Don't Believe In God. Just Try Getting A Plumber On The Weekend.

This Sounds So Bleak When I Say It, But We Need Some Delusions To Keep Us Going. And The People Who Successfully Delude Themselves Seem Happier Than The People Who Can't.

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