Finally, A Human Man Saw Me As

My Bodyguard Was Mowing The Lawn In A Pink Bikini When The Body Fell From The Sky.

Not A Creature Was Stirring, Not Even An Elf.

In The World I Lived In, The World Of Human People, There Were Ties And Debts And Consequences And Good Deeds. That Was What Bound People To Society; Maybe That Was What Constituted Society. And I Tried To Live In My Little Niche In It The Best Way I Could.

You Just Don't Want A Vampire Pissed Off At You.

Eric Was Incensed, To Use A Good Entry From My Word Of The Day Calender. In Fact His Eyes Were Almost Throwing Sparks He Was So Angry. "this Woman Has Been Mine, And She Will Be Mine" He Said In Tones So Definite I Thought About Checking My Rear End For A Brand.