Few Things Are More Laughably Pitiable Than

You're People, In Short, Who Must Be Stupid, Insane, Or Evil To Continue Arguing In The Face Of Indisputable Facts And Irrefutable Logic That Others Must Be Forced Into A State Of Helplessness And Victimized By Individual Criminals Or The State. Stupid, Insane, Or Evil.

If Conservatives Really Believed In Individual Liberty, As They Endlessly Claim And If They Used Both Halves Of Their Brains Then They'd Be Libertarians. Instead, They Sabotage Themselves, And Their Cause, By Constantly Generating One Spurious Reason After Another To Deprive Other People Of Their Freedom.

I'm As Radical As Libertarians Come.

I Have Long Argued That We Need To Reopen Alcatraz To House Government Criminals, And Let Tourists On Excursion Boats In San Francisco Bay Pay To Chum The Water With Meat With An Expired Sell-by Date That Would Otherwise Have To Be Discarded.

Wear A Gun To Someone Else's House, You're Saying, 'i'll Defend This Home As If It Were My Own.' When Your Guests See You Carry A Weapon, You're Telling Them, 'i'll Defend You As If You Were My Own Family.' And Anyone Who Objects Levels The Deadliest Insult Possible: 'i Don't Trust You Unless You're Rendered Harmless'!