Feeling Better Is Not Actually Being Better.

Death Is The Ultimate Disappointment

I Don't Expect That The Million Will Ever Be Won, Simply Because There Is No Confirming Evidence For Any Paranormal Claims To Date.

I Want To Be Cremated, And I Want My Ashes Blown In Uri Geller's Eyes.

[psychics] Use Exactly The Same Gimmicks That We Magicians Do - The Same Physical Methods, The Same Psychological Methods - And They Effectively And Profoundly Deceive Millions Of People Around The Earth, To Their Detriment.

Uri Geller May Have Psychic Powers By Means Of Which He Can Bend Spoons; If So, He Appears To Be Doing It The Hard Way.