Fashions Are The Only Induced Epidemics, Proving

My Only Policy Is To Profess Evil And Do Good.

Patriotism Is A Pernicious, Psychopathic Form Of Idiocy.

We Are More Gullible And Superstitious Today Than We Were In The Middle Ages, And An Example Of Modern Credulity Is The Widespread Belief That The Earth Is Round. The Average Man Can Advance Not A Single Reason For Thinking That The Earth Is Round. He Merely Swallows This Theory Because There Is Something About It That Appeals To The Twentieth Century Mentality.

If You Teach A Man Anything, He Will Never Learn.

If A Man Is Indolent, Let Him Be Poor. If He Is Drunken, Let Him Be Poor.... Also--somewhat Inconsistently--blessed Are The Poor!