Family Is The One Thing That Is

I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother Always Said I've Got A Hat Face

I Can Eat A Man, But I'm Not Sure Of The Fiber Content.

I Can't Tan Naturally.

Well, I Really Don't Like Heights. I Don't Get On The Top Deck Of A Double-decker Because That's A Bit High For Me. I Always Feel That I'm Going To Hurl Myself Off, So Heights Are A Problem.

I Was Trained As An Actress. But I Wasn't A Very Convincing Actress, So I Started Doing Punk Poetry And Then Fell Into Doing Stand-up.