Failures Are Easier To Repeat Than Successes.

If You Call Failures Experiments, You Can Put Them In Your Resume And Claim Them As Achievements.

Death Is Just Around The Corner. If Only It Would Stay There.

Without The Blessing Of Cowardice, The World Would Long Since Have Been Torn To Bits.

I'm Being Treated Like A Sex Object, Cried The Lady. No Matter. I Will Take Care Of It, Said Time Soothingly.

Complainers Change Their Complaints, But They Never Reduce The Amount Of Time Spent In Complaining.