Experience Is A Great Teacher, And Sometimes

A Smart Mother Suggests That Her Child Bring An Apple To His Teacher; A Smarter Mother Suggests That He Bring A Couple Of Aspirins.

A Batch Of Credit Cards Fattens A Wallet Before It Thins It.

The Difference Between Two Men Is Usually A Woman.

Formerly When A Man Worked Ten Hours A Day, It Was Called Economic Slavery; Nowadays It Is Called Moonlighting.

A Bright Eye Indicates Curiosity; A Black Eye, Too Much.