Evil: That Which One Believes Of Others.

Happiness Is The China Shop; Love Is The Bull.

Archbishop - A Christian Ecclesiastic Of A Rank Superior To That Attained By Christ.

Wealth - Any Income That Is At Least One Hundred Dollars More A Year Than The Income Of One's Wife's Sister's Husband.

Whenever "a" Attempts By Law To Impose His Moral Standards Upon "b," "a" Is Most Likely A Scoundrel.

When I Hear Artists Or Authors Making Fun Of Businessmen, I Think Of A Regiment In Which The Band Makes Fun Of The Cooks.