Everywhere I Go, I Feel Strange.

I've Never Used One Word Of Profanity In Front Of My Wife, Or My Daughter, Or My Granddaughter Or Anybody Else's Wife.

When I Was 15 Years Old, I Used To Actually Dream I Was Pitching In Yankee Stadium. Bill Dickey Was My Catcher.

Managing Is Like Holding A Dove In Your Hand. Squeeze Too Hard And You Kill It; Not Hard Enough And It Flies Away.

Grownups Have To Say 'please,' Too.

I'm Telling You, I Don't Like Cheaters.