Everything In Japan Is Hidden. Real Life

Children Are The Most Desirable Opponents At Scrabble As They Are Both Easy To Beat And Fun To Cheat.

Never Relinquish Clothing To A Hotel Valet Without First Specifically Telling Him That You Want It Back.

Abandon The Search For Truth; Settle For A Good Fantasy

The Most Common Error Made In Matters Of Appearance Is The Belief That One Should Disdain The Superficial And Let The True Beauty Of One's Soul Shine Through. If There Are Places On Your Body Where This Is A Possibility, You Are Not Attractive - You Are Leaking.

When I Saw A Phone On A Plane For The First Time, I Panicked ... I Thought People Were Going To Call Me.