Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has

Failure Is The Only Thing I've Ever Been A Success At.

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

After The 1984 Summer Olympics, Reagan Wanted To Add The U.s. Volleyball Team To His Cabinet. He Figured If They Can't Shove His Programs Down Congress' Throat, Nobody Can.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.