Everyone's Nervous These Days. Ronald Mcdonald Has

I Need Money. I Have A Staff Of 30, And Four Houses, Never Mind The Government, To Support.

Golf Is A Funny Game. It's Done Much For Health, And At The Same Time Has Ruined People By Robbing Them Of Their Peace Of Mind. Look At Me, I'm The Healthiest Idiot In The World.

It's A Wonderful World. It May Destroy Itself But You'll Be Able To Watch It All On Tv.

I Was Lucky I Wasn't A Better Boxer, Or That's What I'd Be Now - A Punchy Ex-pug.

I'll Shoot My Age If I Have To Live To Be 105.