Everyone Has A Purpose In Life. Perhaps

Back When We Started This Show, The Hottest Program On Television Was 'keeping Up With The Gabors.'

The Academy Awards Are Passed Out On Sunday. It's Voted By Members Of The Academy Of Motion Pictures Arts And Sciences. Or As I Call Them, 50 Shades Of White.

There Is So Much Oil Now In The Gulf Of Mexico, And You Can Thank The Folks Of British Petroleum For This, So Much Oil In The Gulf, You Can Now Park On It.

Delta: We Never Make The Same Mistake Three Times.

Weak Coffee Is The Greatest Sin Against Humanity.