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Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After Pearl Harbor Most Of These Were Patriotically Poisoned, Ringbarked And Extirpated.

-Barry Humphries

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Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After

Barry Humphries

Everyone Had A Japanese Maple, Although After Pearl Harbor Most Of These Were Patriotically Poisoned, Ringbarked And Extirpated.

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