Everybody I Meet In Public Seems To

Democracy Is Welcoming People From Other Lands, And Giving Them Something To Hold Onto. Usually A Mop Or A Leaf Blower.

Anytime Four New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Together Without Arguing, A Bank Robbery Has Just Taken Place.

It's Silly To Have As One's Sole Object In Life Just Making Money, Accumulating Wealth. I Work Because I Enjoy What I'm Doing, And The Fact That I Make Money At It - Big Money - Is A Fine-and-dandy Side Fact. Money Gives Me Just One Big Thing That's Really Important, And That's The Freedom Of Not Having To Worry About Money. I'm Concerned About Values - Moral, Ethical, Human Values - My Own, Other People's, The Country's, The World's Values. Having Money Now Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

It Was So Hot Today I Saw A Robin Dipping His Worm In Nestea.it Was So Hot Today I Saw A Pigeon Walking In The Shadow Of Orson Welles.it Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself.