Everybody Has To Sell Out At Some

Is Global Warming New? I Don't Know. When I Was Young I Remember The Sun Being Hot.

Ray Lewis Knifed Through Those Offensive Linemen Like A Sucker-punch Switchblade Slicing Between The Ribs Of Some Inebriated Trash-talking Punk Outside A Sports Bar.

Listen, The Weather Is Just Like Hillary's Explanation For Her War Vote: We Just Don't Know, Do We?

Here In Hollywood You Can Actually Get A Marriage License Printed On An Etch-a-sketch.

If Somebody Wants To Shoot Up And Die In Front Of You, More Power To Them. The Herd Has A Way Of Thinning Itself Out.