Every Time You Acquire A New Interest,

Never Try To Outsmart A Woman, Unless You Are Another Woman.

A Student Never Forgets An Encouraging Private Word, When It Is Given With Sincere Respect And Admiration.

A Middle-aged Cat Will Often Play As Unreservedly As A Kitten, Though He Knows Perfectly Well It Is Only A Game.

If Happiness Truly Consisted In Physical Ease And Freedom From Care The Happiest, Individual Would Not Be Either A Man Or A Woman It; It Would Be, I Think A Cow.

Honesty Is Not Necessarily The Best Policy. The Best Policy Would Be To Acquire A Reputation For Honesty And Then To Cheat At The Psychological Moment.