Every Time I Go And Shave, I

I Used To Be A Hot-tar Roofer. Yeah, I Remember That... Day.

I Bought Myself A Parrot, But It Did Not Say "i'm Hungry", And So It Died.

I Cannot Tell You What Hotel I'm Staying At, But There Are Two Trees Involved.

Alcoholism Is The Only Disease That You Can Get Yelled At For Having.

Pepperidge Farm Bread. That's Fancy Bread. You Can Tell It's Fancy Because It's Wrapped Twice. You Open It, And It Still Isn't Open. That's Why I Don't Buy It. I Don't Need Another Step Between Me And Toast.