Every Decent Man Is Ashamed Of The

After All Is Said And Done, A Hell Lot Of A Lot More Is Said Than Done.

Lying Is Not Only Excusable; It Is Not Only Innocent; It Is, Above All, Necessary And Unavoidable. Without The Ameliorations That It Offers, Life Would Become A Mere Syllogism And Hence Too Metallic To Be Borne.

There Are No Dull Subjects. There Are Only Dull Writers.

Time Is A Great Legalizer, Even In The Field Of Morals

Whenever I Write Anything That Sets Up Controversy Its Meaning Is Distorted Almost Instantly. Even The Editorial Writers Of Newspapers Seem To Be Unable To Understand The Plainest Sentence.