In Rome, The Emperor Sat In A

I Should Think It Takes A Fairly Low Intellect To Draw Pleasure From The Following Activity: Hitting A Ball With A Crooked Stick. And Then Walking After It! An Then ..hitting It Again!

Never Forget That Hitler Was A Catholic.

I Don't Have To Tell You It Goes Without Saying There Are Some Things Better Left Unsaid. I Think That Speaks For Itself. The Less Said About It The Better.

If It Requires A Uniform, It's A Worthless Endeavor.

Have You Ever Noticed That The Lawyer Always Smiles More Than The Client?