Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

If Dolphins Are So Intelligent, How Come They Ain't Got Walkmans?

For A Gun-toting Nation, Americans Are Surprisingly Passive.

I Like Lime-flavoured Yoghurt. The End. There Is No Religion. It’s A Man-made Fabrication. Once You Understand That, You’ll Be A Happier Individual. Atheism Is As Pointless As Satanism.

People Don't Like Other Poor People, And Rather Than Blame The People That Make You All Poor, You Blame Each Other.

Punk Is Like Looking At A Mirror. I Already Have A Mirror So I Don't Need The Offspring To Remind Me How Gorgeous I Am.