Even When I Was Dizzy With Vodka,

She Heard Adrian Say To Christian, ʺyou Know, Your Shirtʹs Kind Of Grungy-looking. Seems Like You Could Put In A Little More Effort Since Youʹre Dating A Princess.ʺ

It’s Adrian Ivashkov Logic. Don’t Try To Understand It. Just Roll With It.

It Turns Out Dimitri Had A Friend, Who Had A Friend, And Despite The Best Security In The Moroi World, We Managed To Get Into The Court's Prison Facilities.

You Make Learning Fun. Like A Children’s Book Or After School Special. Tell Me About Your…um, Athenian Women.

It Was A Lame Excuse, And I Knew That Wasn't The Reason He Was Canceling. If He Wanted To Avoid Me, I Would Have Preferred He Made Up Something About How He And The Other Guardians Had To Up Moroi Security Or Practice Top-secret Ninja Moves.