Even When I Go To A Salad

Why Do Bad Guys In Movies Always Love To Whistle Really Slowly?

You Have To Realize, When You're A Comedian, That You Have To Have A Thick Skin. And Trust Me, Being Onstage In Front Of People Is Already Difficult Enough. Somebody's Personal Attack In An Email Is Not As Hard As Getting Onstage.

You Have To Learn The Crowd. I Just Pay Attention To Them So I Can Make Sure I Can Make Them Laugh.

I Don't Like Littering And I Think It Leads To Terrorist Activities.

I Love Singing Along To The Radio While I'm Riding In The Back Of A Squad Car.