Euphemisms Are For The Differently Brained.

Librarians Are Like Crack Dealers When It Comes To Hooking Small Children.

I'm Going To Live Forever, Or Die Trying !

Sometimes I Think I Must Have A Guardian Idiot. A Little Invisible Spirit Just Behind My Shoulder, Looking Out For Me...only He's An Imbecile.

To Be Human : To Strive In The Face Of The Certainty Of Failure.

It's Always Coldest Before The Warm.