Eschew The Ordinary, Disdain The Commonplace

Anyone Can Say 'no'. It Is The First Word A Child Learns And Often The First Word He Speaks. It Is A Cheap Word Because It Requires No Explanation, And Many Men And Women Have Acquired A Reputation For Intelligence Who Know Only This Word And Have Used It In Place Of Thought On Every Occasion.

If You Want A Midget To Look Like A Baby, Don’t Put A Cigar In His Mouth.

If You Were To Draw Bugs, The Easiest Way Is To Learn How To Draw A Carrot And Then Hook A Rabbit Onto It

Often Anxiety Is The Hand Maiden Of Creativity.

A Comedian Is Not A Person Who Opens A Funny Door - He's The Person Who Opens A Door Funny.