Equity Mutual Funds Are The Perfect Solution

Well, I Think The Secret Is If You Have A Lot Of Stocks, Some Will Do Mediocre, Some Will Do Okay, And If One Of Two Of 'em Go Up Big Time, You Produce A Fabulous Result. And I Think That's The Promise To Some People.

There Seems To Be An Unwritten Rule On Wall Street: If You Don't Understand It, Then Put Your Life Savings Into It. Shun The Enterprise Around The Corner, Which Can At Least Be Observed, And Seek Out The One That Manufactures An Incomprehensible Product.

The Extravagance Of Any Corporate Office Is Directly Proportional To Management's Reluctance To Reward The Shareholders.

If You Go To Minnesota In January, You Should Know That It's Gonna Be Cold. You Don't Panic When The Thermometer Falls Below Zero.

If You Have The Stomach For Stocks, But Neither The Time Nor The Inclination To Do The Homework, Invest In Equity Mutual Funds.