Environmentalists Have A Very Conflicted Relationship With

If You're Spending A Lot Of Time In The Writers' Room And Then You're Also Acting, You Have Your Foot In Both Of Those Doors. I'd Always Say To The Writers, "you Can Say Whatever You Want About Your Boss In Front Of Me. I'm Not Going To Think About It As My Girlfriend." You've Got To Be Able To Trash Your Boss, In Any Job.

If One Might Wish For Impossibilities, I Might Then Wish That My Children Might Be Well Versed In Physical Science, But In Due Subordination To The Fulness And Freshness Of Their Knowledge On Moral Subjects. ... Rather Than Have It The Principal Thing In My Son's Mind, I Would Gladly Have Him Think That The Sun Went Round The Earth, And That The Stars Were So Many Spangles Set In The Bright Blue Firmament.

I Didn't Quit Football Because I Failed A Drug Test, I Failed A Test Because I Was Ready To Quite Football.

My Wife's Nagging Is Like Living Near The Airport. After A While You Don't Notice It Any More.

The Nature Of Show Business Is People Within The Business Feel That If Someone Else Fails, They Move Up A Notch.