Enlightenment Is Lightening Up.

I Would Love To Be A Father. I Had A Great Father Who Taught Me How Gratifying That Is. I'm Not Going To Deny Myself That. I Think I'd Be Good At It. Everybody Wants That Experience. I Definitely Do.

I've Been Involved With Shrek For Eleven Years, So You'd Better Like Shrek If You're Going To Be Involved With It For Eleven Years. I Do, I Like It A Great Deal, So I Enjoy It.

I've Been Frozen For 30 Years. I've Got To See If My Bits And Pieces Are Still Working.

Justin Timberlake Is The Single Most Talented Human Being I've Ever Met In My Life, And It Sickens Me. He Is, Like, 12 Years Old Or Something! He Has 0 Percent Body Fat, He Is Musically Gifted, He Has A Great Ear For Accents, And He Is Hilarious.

I Like Smart Jokes, I Like Dumb Jokes, And I Like Dumb Jokes Done Smartly.