Englishmen Hate Liberty And Equality Too Much

The Greatest Thing In Life Is To Die Young - But Delay It As Long As Possible.

As To Spelling The Very Frequent Word Though With Six Letters Instead Of Two, It Is Impossible To Discuss It, As It Is Outside The Range Of Common Sanity. In Comparison Such A Monstrosity As Phlegm For Flem Is Merely Disgusting.

Am Reserving Two Tickets For You For My Premiere. Come And Bring A Friend - If You Have One. Telegram Inviting Winston Churchill To Opening Night Of Pygmalion. Churchill Wired Back: Impossible To Be Present For The First Performance. Will Attend The Second - If There Is One.

All Sorts Of Bodily Diseases Are Produced By Half-used Minds.

All Progress Depends On The Unreasonable Man.