Either Get Out Of Bed Or Else

I'm Telling You, It's Fu**ing Hard To Be Classy

Since I Can Barely Write Two Books A Year The Best Solution Seems To Be Co-author Projects. My Goal Isn't To Get Another Writer To Clone Me... It's More To Produce A Book That Shares My Vision Of Positive, Fun Entertainment.

We Were Discussing A Grisly Double Murder And Rodriguez Was Telling Us All This In The Same Sort Of Conversational Tone A Person Might Use To Pass On A Favorite Lasagna Recipe. And I Was Responding With The Same Enthusiasm A New Cook Might Show. I Was Simultaneously Horrified And Impressed With Myself.

What's This Outfit? You Can't Afford Clothes? Are You Wearing Other Peoples?" Helen Plum

Maybe It Was Me," Grandma Said."sometimes They Sneak Out.did I Fart?