Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks

I Try Never To Worry In General. Worry Is Interest Paid In Advance On A Debt That Never Comes Due.

Don't Let Anybody Tell You Different, Man: The Main Goal In Life Careerwise Should Always Be To Try To Get Paid To Simply Be Yourself.

I'm Always Cribbing From Real Life. I'm Not A Very Creative Filmmaker.

I Know You're Supposed To Tell Kids Not To Do Drugs, But, Kids, Do It! Do Weed! Don't Do The Other Stuff, But Weed Is Good

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.