Dreams Are Of No Value If They

[on Why She Doesn't Exercise:] If I Tried To Jog With These Boobs, I'd End Up With Two Black Eyes.

People Always Ask Me How Long It Takes To Do My Hair. I Don’t Know, I’m Never There.

I Tried The Scarsdale Diet And The Stillman Water Diet (you Remember That One, Where You Run Weight Off Trying To Get To The Bathroom).

God Has His Plans And His Reasons. Sometimes We Are Supposed To Go Through Things So That We Learn Lessons.

I Like To Buy Clothes That Are Two Sizes Too Small And Then Take Them In A Little.