Doubt Is The Father Of Invention.

Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which Wise Men Stoop And Fools Aspire

Heaven: A Place Where The Wicked Cease From Troubling You With Talk Of Their Personal Affairs, And The Good Listen With Attention While You Expound On Yours.

Inhumanity, N. One Of The Signal And Characteristic Qualities Of Humanity.

Eloquence, N. The Art Of Orally Persuading Fools That White Is The Color That It Appears To Be. It Includes The Gift Of Making Any Color Appear White.

Brain: An Apparatus With Which We Think That We Think. Mind, N. A Mysterious Form Of Matter Secreted By The Brain.