Don't Write Anything Down, But Save Everything

Wooing The Press Is An Exercise Roughly Akin To Picnicking With A Tiger. You Might Enjoy The Meal, But The Tiger Always Eats Last.

Celebrity Is The Religion Of Our Time.

Digital Platforms Are Worthless Without Content. They're Shiny Sacks With Bells And Whistles, But Without Content, They're Empty Sacks. It Is Not About Pixels Versus Print. It Is Not About How You're Reading. It Is About What You're Reading.

If Wit Is The Most Sophisticated Form Of Humor, Pranks Are The Most Juvenile.

Washington Is A Place Where People Have Always Been Suspect Of Style And Overt Sexuality. Too Much Preening Signals That You're Not Up Late Studying Cap-and-trade Agreements.