Don't Worry?! You Sliced Your Hand Open!

So… Um… What’s The, Er, Date? You Know, The Due Date For The Little Monster.

The Best Part Is Coming." "what's The Best Part? You Swallowing An Entire Cow Whole?" "no. That's The Finale.

My Life And His Were Twisted Into A Single Strand. Cut One, And You Cut Both. If He Were Gone, I Would Not Be Able To Live Through That. If I Were Gone, He Wouldn't Live Through It, Either.

We're A Bit Sensitive To Blood Around Here. I'm Sure You Can Understand That.

I Think Being A Teenager Is Such A Compelling Time Period In Your Life--it Gives You Some Of Your Worst Scars And Some Of Your Most Exhilarating Moments. It's A Fascinating Place; Old Enough To Feel Truly Adult, Old Enough To Make Decisions That Affect The Rest Of Your Life, Old Enough To Fall In Love, Yet, At The Same Time Too Young (in Most Cases) To Be Free To Make A Lot Of Those Decisions Without Someone Else's Approval.