Don't Watch The Clock; Do What It

The Reason God Made Man Before Woman Was That He Didn't Want Any Suggestions.

We May Not Always See Eye To Eye, But We Can Try To See Heart To Heart.

The Beauty Of America Is That The Average Person Always Thinks She Is Above Average.

Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From Your Children.

The Chaplain Of The Senate Does Not Pray For The Senate. He Watches The Senate And Prays For The Country.