Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can

The Only Way I Can't Hit .300 Is If There's Something Physically Wrong With Me.

Baseball Is An Individual Game, But It Should Never Be A Personal Game.

Doctors Tell Me I Have The Body Of A Thirty Year Old. I Know I Have The Brain Of A Fifteen Year Old. If You've Got Both, You Can Play Baseball.

With The Money I'm Making, I Should Be Playing Two Positions.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.