Dogs Often Remind Us Of The Human,

The Past Is Ignorant Of The Present. Be Careful In Taking Its Advice.

Thank God For The Passing Of The Discomforts And Vile Cuisine Of The Age Of Chivalry!

Discontented Women Dream Of Being Rescued By Prince Charming. Discontented Men Dream Of Finding A Horny Blond In The Back Seat Ofa Taxi.

My Father Was A Patriarch Inside A Matriarchy, But Never Knew It.

Glamour Looks Eloquent But Seldom Talks.