Does This Boat Go To Europe, France?

Show Business Is The Best Possible Therapy For Remorse.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes... But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.

Memory Is More Indelible Than Ink.

If We Have To Tell Hollywood Good-by, It May Be With One Of Those Tender, Old-fashioned, Seven-second Kisses Exchanged Between Two People Of The Opposite Sex, With All Their Clothes On.