Do You Happen To Have Another Condom?

I Think That's What People Most Always Do With The Stuff They Can't Make Out - Just Forget It.

Bad Writing Is More Than A Matter Of (expletive Deleted) Syntax And Faulty Observation; Bad Writing Usually Arises From A Stubborn Refusal To Tell Stories About What People Actually Do To Face The Fact, Let Us Say, That Murderers Sometimes Help Old Ladies Cross The Street.

Pride Was The Belt You Used To Hold Your Pants Up When You Had No Pants.

No One Ever Does Live Happily Ever After, But We Leave The Children To Find That Out For Themselves.

We Need Ghost Stories Because We, In Fact, Are The Ghosts.