Do Our Government's Poorly Paid Contract Killers

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

On The Ground, Pakistan Is The Most Virulently Anti-american State On The Planet.

Here In The Us, We've Built This Insane Infrastructure Of Oppression. When It's Not Run By A Barack Obama - Who, By The Way, I Don't Think Is A Perfect President - But By Someone Who Is Off-kilter, Like A Carly Fiorina, That Could Be Dangerous.

Up Until 1995, I Still Had A Day Job That I Hated. I Was Still Personally Involved In Things In The 90s.

Most People Don't Know How To Tell Stories.