Did You Wake Him?" "if I Say

Ever Wonder Why The Gods Created Man, Grom? I Personally Think That We're The Original Reality Show. They Were So Effing Bored That They Created Us Just So That They Could Feel Better About Themselves

All Of Us Are Vulnerable, And At Times We All Feel Adrift. But Somehow, We All Muddle Through.

I Defy You To Try It, Princess. Go Ahead. I Don’t Even Know How To Sweep A Floor. All I Know How To Do Is Use My Body To Please Others. I Was Sick And Alone With No References, Friends, Family, Or Money. I Was So Weak From Hunger That Even A Beggar Stole Your Himation From Me While I Lay On The Ground, Wanting To Die And Unable To Stop Him From Taking It. So Don’t Come Here Now With Your Disdainful Eyes And Look At Me Like I’m Beneath You. I Don’t Need Your Charity And I Don’t Need Your Pity. I Know Exactly What You See When You Look At Me. (acheron)

You Ever Think About Having Kids?” “all The Time.i´d Love To Have A Houseful. Then One Of My Nieces Or Nephews Turns Exorsist On Me And Spews The Most Discusting Things Imaginable Out Both Ends — Things That Make The Demon Snot Feel Like A Bubble Bath. That Usually Cures Me Of That Stupidity For At Least A Day Or Two.” (sam & Dev)

Be Kind To Dragons, For Thou Art Crunchy When Toasted And Taste Good With Ketchup. (sebastian)