Democrats Are The Only Reason To Vote

Syntax Must Be Bad, Having Sin And Tax In It.

Pain Is Such An Uncomfortable Feeling That Even A Tiny Amount Of It Is Enough To Ruin Every Enjoyment.

You Can't Tell What A Man Is Like Or What He Is Thinking When You Are Looking At Him. You Must Get Around Behind Him And See What He Has Been Looking At.

The American People Are A Very Generous People And Will Forgive Almost Any Weakness, With The Possible, Exception Of Stupidity.

Golf Is Good For The Soul. You Get So Mad At Yourself You Forget To Hate Your Enemies.