Death And Taxes Are Inevitable.

Failures To Heroic Minds Are The Stepping Stones To Success.

Hurry Is Only Admissible In Catching Flies.

A Woman Has Two Smiles That An Angel Might Envy, The Smile That Accepts The Lover Afore Words Are Uttered, And The Smile That Lights On The First-born Baby, And Assures Him Of A Mother's Love.

When A Man Is Wrong And Won't Admit Is, He Always Gets Angry.

Impossible Desires Are The Height Of Unreason.